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How long has it been since an HGTV hottie captured gay Atlanta’s imagination? Much less two of them? Well double down partner, because that’s too long! “The Property Brothers” Drew and Jonathan Scott are in town shooting three shows with your chance to rub elbows with them on TV.

It’s been too long since we ogled sexy gay designer John Gidding in Atlanta (at least twice). It seems like forever since local “Design Star” judge and gAy-lister dad Vern Yip was making headlines, and we’re still waiting to get our hands on gay HGTV gym bunny David Bromstad.

Well gird your loins, guys! While they are decidedly not gay despite what you heard, and they are no "Kitchen Cousins," the Scott boys will certainly make homo heartbeats race as they film episodes of their breakout show and two other HGTV projects around town. They'll be here into next year, and these guys love Atlanta.

If you're looking for a dream home on a budget, are willing to withstand a renovation, and want to be on the "Property Brothers," shoot them an e-mail. And if you’d like to be on one of their two other shows looking for a few good gays in Atlanta, you can do that too:

For Brother vs. Brother we’re looking for: Passionate, charismatic individuals who have major hands-on skills, an eye for renovation and real estate know-how. (Contractors, carpenters, interior designers, architects, real estate professionals, artists and those with design expertise). E-mail Brother vs. Brother to apply.

For the New Renovation Competition Series we’re looking for: Dynamic friends, couples or family members with big dreams and a love for renovation and design. (Handy teams of two who think they have a superior eye for design. Although home renovation experience is a plus, it is not required). E-mail HGTV Duos to apply.

Still clueless about these twin real estate and renovation experts? It's OK. We were once in your shoes. Here’s your gay "Property Brothers" primer.

This is Drew (left) and Jonathan (right) Scott.

 

 

Yes, they are identical twins. 

 

 

Yes, they get that a lot. 

 

 

They come in two hairstyles and archetypal outifts.

 

 

They are not gay. Metrosexual socks notwithstanding.

 

 

 

They are also not Tulio and Miguel.

 

 

They are, however, totally playful.

 

 

They are also goofballs when with their older brother JD.

 

 

This is Jonathan. He's the butch one.

 

 

He wants to bring sexy back. And boxed hair color.

 

 

Flynn Rider from 'Tangled' was not based on Jonathan. 

 

 

Oh, hey Drew. You can be sexy too.

 

 

OK girl, we get it!

 

 

 

Here they are with that Bethenny woman from TV.

 

 

 

They secretly hate her as much as you do.

 

 

But they irritate each other just as much.

 

 

All the time.

 

 

In an 'American Gothic' sort of way.

 

 

But sibling rivalry can be hot.

 

 

They will totally show up at your house and go through your stuff.

 

 

Probaby not dressed like this, but you can ask.

 

 

Probably more like this.

 

 

And the CGI of your makeover will look much better than this.

 

 

'And you get a car! And you get a car!' Or you'll feel that way.

 

 

But again, they are no 'Kitchen Cousins.'